they're already conspiring against me

Madeline: Practically yelling in Audrey's ear.

Me: Madeline, I don't think Audrey likes it when you speak so loudly in her face.
Madeline: She likes it, Mom.

Audrey: Giggles.

Me: Madeline, let's not dance so close to Audrey's head. I don't think she likes that.
Madeline: But she likes it, Mom.

Audrey: Squeals of joy.

Me: Please don't tap your foot on Audrey's belly.  That's not very nice.
Madeline: See. She likes it.

Audrey: Grinning from ear to ear with each tap.

Madeline: Making faces, talking with her mouth full of food, giggling, doing anything BUT eating her supper.

Me: It's time to finish up our supper.

Audrey: Laughing non-stop.

Madeline has some gas.

Me: Disapproving look. What do you say?

Audrey: Clapping, grinning, chuckling.

Madeline: Excuse me. Looks at Audrey. Giggles.